1) I’M Sexy & I Know It.

2) Keep Calm & Just Chill.

3) Do What’s Right Not Easy.

4) Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.

5) Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.

6) I’M Soo Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.

7) All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.

8) I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude. ( Cool Quotes )

9) I Don’T Trust Words, I Trust Actions.

10) A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.

11) I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

12) If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.

13) Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

14) I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.

15) I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.

16) It’S Not An Attitude, It’S The Way I Am.

17) Plz Trust Me Dat I Dont Trust U At All. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

18) Home : Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.

19) Before You Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.

20) Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.

21) Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.

22) Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.

23) I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.

24) Single Or Taken ? Who Cares ? I Am Awesome.

25) Love Your Haters, They Are You Biggest Fans.

26) Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

27) I Didn’T Lose My Mind. I Just Sold It Online.

28) Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”

29) You Attitude Can Hurt Me But Mine Can Kill You.

30) Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.

31) My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.

32) I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.

33) Life Is To Short To Waste On Hating Other People.

34) I Am Not Useless , I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.

35) I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.

36) God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At M!!!

37) I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.

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38) I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

39) I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.

40) Yes I Am Smiling And You’Re Not The Reason Anymore.

41) I May Be Real Bad Boy, But Baby I’M A Real Good Man.

42) People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!

43) My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.

44) Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.

45) Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses

46) I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

47) Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.

48) Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.

49) I Am Not Arguing, I’M Simply Explaining Why I Am Right.

50) Its Good Thing To Feel Like You Have To Prove Something.

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51) I’M Not A Second Option. You Either Choose Me Or Lose Me.

52) Shes My Best Friend. Break Her Heart. I’Ll Break Your Face.

53) Dnt Luk Into My Eyes…. R Else U Will Fall Again In Luv.

54) “FcuK It.” – My Final Thought Before Making Most Decisions.

55) Always Give Your 100 Percent ….Unless You’R Donating Blood.

56) Life Is Like Photography, You Use The Negatives To Develop.

57) Always Remember That You Are Unique Just Life Everyone Else. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

58) I Love My Sixpack So Much, I Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.

59) Better Days Are Coming. They Are Called : Saturday & Sunday.

60) I Like It When People Look At My Status And Say “Impressive”.

61) Don’T Like You ? I Don’T Wake Up Every Morning To Impress You.

62) If Plan Didn’T Work. The Alphabet Has More Letter ! Stay Cool.

63) Be Happy In Front Of People Who Don’T Like You ” It Kills Them “.

64) Whenever I Find The Key To Success , Someone Changes The Lock.

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65) I Dont Have Attitude Problem. I Have Attitude & Problem Is Yours.

66) Your Attitude Is Like A Price Tag, It Shows How Valuable You Are. ( Cool Status )

67) Trying To Succeed ==> Then Started With Deleting Whatsapp Account.

68) I’M Jealous Of My Parents. I;Ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs.

69) Fake People Have An Images To Maintain. Real People Just Don’t Care.

70) I Am Always Right, Once I Thought That I Am Wrong, But I Was Wrong.

71) Sometimes All You Need Is Love. Lol, Just Kidding, You Need Money.

72) The Only Crush Left In Life, After Getting Married Is ‘Candy Crush’

73) Work So Hard That One Day Your Signature Will Be Called An Autograph.

74) True Friends Don’T Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.

75) If You Life Me Then Raise Your Hands, If Not Then Raise Your Standard.

76) Had A Really Great “Night Out” Last Night, According To My Police Report. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )

77) Common Sense Is Life Deodorant. The People Who Need It Most. Never Use It.

78) Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, And My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

79) You Are The Reason Why I Wake Up Every Morning. Just Kidding I Have School.

80) There Are 70 Ways To Keep A Man Happy. One Is Alcohol..! The Rest Is 69…..!

81) Choose Me Or Loose Me. I’M Not Backup Plan And Definitely Not A Second Choice.

82) I Don’T Need A Hair Stylist, My Pillow Gives Me A New Hairstyle Every Morning.

83) Sometimes I Think I’M Cool Because I See Things Differently Than Everyone Else.

84) Create You Own Style. Let It Be Unique For Yourself And Identifiable For Others.

85) Don’T Judge My Past, Look At My Present, I Am Sure My Future Is Really Rocking.

86) People Say You Can’T Live Without Love…..I Think Oxygen Is More Important.( Cool Status Lines )

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87) Knowledge Is Knowing Tomato Is A Fruit ….Wisdom Is Not Putting Is A Fruit Salad.

88) The Only Reason I Am Fat Because A Tiny Body Couldn’t Store All This Personality.

89) I Don’T Have An Attitude Problem. I Just Have A Personality That You Can’T Handle.

90) M NOT Cigarette That U’Ll Smoke It N Crush It! M Drug Baby U’Ll Beg For It. ( Cool Quotes )

91) I Got A Simple Rule About Everybody. If You Don’T Treat Me Right — Shame On You!

92) I Don’T Care What The World Knows About Me Just As Long As My Mother Don’T Finds Out.

93) I’M Not Single. I’M Not Taken. I’M Simply On Reserve For The One Who Deserve My Heart.

94) I’M Not Sad For Being Single. Rather I’M Thinking About Her, Who Is Single Because Of Me.

95) Love Your Girl Like You Love Your Hot Coffee ………Enjoy It Before Its Hotness Goes.

96) Perfect Boyfriend : Does Not Drink, Does Not Smoke, Does Not Cheat And Also Does Not Exist 😛

97) Being Cool Is Being Your Own Self, Not Doing Something That Someone Else Is Telling You To Do. ( Cool Whatsapp Status 2018)

98) I Love Texting Instead Of Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think What To Say.

99) If Someone Throws A Stone At You, Throw A Flower At Them. But Remember To Throw The Flower Pot With It.

100) I’M The Girl That Always Has Been Phone In Her Hands, Headphones In Her Ears And That One Guy On Her Mind.

101) Your Ex Asking To Be your Friends After Breaking Up Is Like Kidnappers Asking To “Keep In Touch” After Letting You Go. ( Cool Whatsapp Status )