I am multi talented, i can talk & piss you off at the same time.
Gal V ohna di hundi ae jinha di koi gal baat hundi ae!!
I am not a special Person ,But I am just limited edition.
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
Relation of friendship is greater then the relation of blood.
Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF
I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who loves me.
I’m looking 4 a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’..
What is a Best friend?? A single soul in two bodies.
Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.. ??
It’s better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
Style is a way to say who u are without speaking.
Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else. !!
Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost!
I loved a girl & she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair…
Your Whatsapp status say’s online…If your online then why aren’t you texting me
Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save ur girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!
I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
Excuse me!!. I found something under my shoes ohhh its your Attitude.
If u think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT. !!
Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.
My attitude based on how u treat me.
Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
My personality is who I am and my attitude depends on who you are!
I never insult people I only tell them what they R.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
Status Unavailable! Check Later…!!
Always stay true to yourself ,& never sacrifice who are you for anyone.
If some one hate you without any ,reason then Give the reason to him..!
Being “Single” is My Attitude!
!Good Girl are those which can help people, Bad Girl have no time to help…
I hate when people look at my status and say “Its Bakwas”.
Men also have FEELINGS, for example they can feel HUNGRY. !!
I wish I could have Genie who could make my dreams come true….
Don’t See My Status, Appointment is needed..
I don’t need to explain myself coz, I know I’m right.
Someone asked me How’s your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine!!
Sukh Wele Selfie,Dukh Wele Status,Har Time Online Shounk Preet Da!!
if people have a problem with you then ask him her problem!..
Adopt a right attitude make you the negative thinking to postive thinking!
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. If u don’t change it, you’ll never go anywhere
I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality U can’t handle!!!
I’m single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. !!
If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.!!!
People say I have a dirty mind, But Im say its just creative! !!
I can’t change the destination of wind but I can change the bad thinking of mine…
A bad attitude is plane tire if you not change it you can never think positive!.!
My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee! !!
If you want to cry, use a tissue!! not your status…!!
People with status don’t need status!!
May my enemies live a long life to see my success. !!
Weakness of attitude become weakness you!
I am not changed it’s just I grew up & you should try too.
The only disability in life is a bad Attitude.!!
Some people R just so FAKE that if u look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA”
When someone says: u are UGLY TELL them oh sorry I was trying to look like you!!
My heart is stolen…can I check your Heart
Two Attitude of cool life – Walk like you are the Boss OR walk like you don’t care ,who is the Boss.
I am single because God is busy for making Girl for me!…
My style is unique don’t copy it!
Beauty in the skin & Attitude in the bone!..
I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing text to GF!..
GF is asked me what is your attitude ? then I Say Being Single is My attitude!..
Don’t make a girl fall for you !if you have not intention of catching HER….
The only disability in your life is a bad attitude…
The best thing in mine is that I am Limited Edition not a Special one!..
for Sucess you need positive attitude!
Every thing is possible ,when we work hard…
My Attitude is “GoD” gift and nobody take it from me.!
I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then ,why aren’t you msg me!
!Try to solve your problem yourself …Don’t Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent,When he work Hard!
Please don’t get confused between my my attitude & personality!
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, ..It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai…. Ser pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status !
‘Work until you don’t have to ,introduce yourself ‘
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.